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'I didn't tell him how to drive. I just made a few suggestions.'

A Packed Bus

Cab drivers exchange insults after bumping into each other.

Warning - This vehicle frequently cuts people off/up. " My please yield sign wasn't working." (Colour)

Enormous Flying Carpet.

I love Nightbuses

The hick from the sticks

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

Is Driving Doomed?

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

Planned service changes

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Jungle Taxi

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

SF NO