Public Transport Wit T-Shirts

Platform Position Plan

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Packed like sardines

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

The last Passenger Pigeon

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Planned service changes

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Jungle Taxi

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

SF NO

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"XIVth Street"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Doubledecker bus stop

Subway Thrillers