Public Transport Lovers T-Shirts

"He misses the daily commute"

Women you changed the world while losing weight.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

The next fast train has gone.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

HS2

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Doubledecker bus stop

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Bus for Giraffes.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

Eric Adams Caricature

"Don't make eye contact..."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Bus Stop

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Planned service changes

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

What Holds the Subway Together?

"I took the road less travelled..."