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Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'You know Jim's got to find another way to avoid the outrageous fares.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

The last Passenger Pigeon

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

The next fast train has gone.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

HS2

Doubledecker bus stop

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

Bus for Giraffes.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

The Train to Nowhere

Eric Adams Caricature

"Don't make eye contact..."

Bus Stop

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'