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"Don't make eye contact..."

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.

"Oh, come on!"

"I'm getting on the train." "I'm on the train." "I'm getting off the train."

A Train Conductor.

"Split-second timing - as one pulls in, the other pulls out."

The next fast train has gone.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Wahing hanging on a tram cable outside a launderette.

'Once again, ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to apologise for the number of reiterated annoucements on your journey ...'

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

'We used to call these bus stops when I was your age.'

Jeremy Always Seemed to End Up Sitting Next to the Nutter.

Ticket Machine

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

'He used to be a train driver.'

Commuter trying to catch train and commuter trying to catch TGV.

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

"So in essence, being mindful means living in the moment, being conscious of your surroundings, and . . . oh, shoot - that was my stop."

Sketches I have done from a train

"Could you move your arm? I'm trying to read about overcrowding on the railways..."

Train journey

Bus Stop Evolution

"...specialist subject: London transport"

Waiting for Godot. . . Updated HS2 Route

"Do not overdo it with distancing."

Bus for Giraffes.

"I'm going to be late dear. I think the train driver's rubber-nosing again."

'Near Death Experience'

Bus Stop.

Bendy Busses.

"Relax, son! I'm an alligator!"

Rail Information

"Still struggling with the folding bike?"