Public Transport Aficionado Mugs

"Don't make eye contact..."

Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.

"Oh, come on!"

"I'm getting on the train." "I'm on the train." "I'm getting off the train."

A Train Conductor.

Commuter trying to catch train and commuter trying to catch TGV.

Sketches I have done from a train

"So in essence, being mindful means living in the moment, being conscious of your surroundings, and . . . oh, shoot - that was my stop."

HS2 Leeds Cancelled

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"Split-second timing - as one pulls in, the other pulls out."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Wahing hanging on a tram cable outside a launderette.

'Once again, ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to apologise for the number of reiterated annoucements on your journey ...'

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

'We used to call these bus stops when I was your age.'

Jeremy Always Seemed to End Up Sitting Next to the Nutter.

'Yeah, this 4G goes like a train - delays, interruptions and signal problems.'

Ticket Machine

The next fast train has gone.

'He used to be a train driver.'

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Stationary Paranoia and Moving Paranoia.

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Bendy Busses.

Bus Stop.

'Near Death Experience'

"I'm going to be late dear. I think the train driver's rubber-nosing again."

Bus for Giraffes.

"Do not overdo it with distancing."

Waiting for Godot. . . Updated HS2 Route

"...specialist subject: London transport"

Bus Stop Evolution

Train journey

"Could you move your arm? I'm trying to read about overcrowding on the railways..."