Public Transport Enthusiast Mugs

Manspreading.

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'

'Typical!'

'Been waiting long?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Bus driver speaking to police van driver

'I may not look it but I'm actually older than I look!'

Waiting at the bus stop.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"If You See Something, Say Something"

'The strike was cancelled 'cos the drivers couldn't get home.'

An upset looking bus driver is waiting for passengers to board at a bus stop; the sign above him reads "I'm a little out of sorts today".

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

Latest Railway Marvel.

Rival bus conductors

Train

Commuter getting on train sees sign that reads: 'WARNING: This train features strong language throughout and scenes that some may find disturbing.'

'You wait ages for a bus, then three get cut at once.'

'I always sit in the front carriage. That way you get there sooner...'

'Hello?..We ordered a mini-cab from you...it should have been here half an hour ago!'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

London Underground fare dodging

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

Bus Stop

'... I know. But if I'd taken the time to put them on, I would've missed my bus.'

Mother and child waiting at a bus stop.

'Hi I'm on the train..'

Last week Mabel missed the bus twice. This week she is taking no chances.

An accordion bus

Passengers checking for their train

Subway BC

We are being held momentarily to annoy Karen's girlfriend, who's been waiting at the restaurant for, like, twenty minutes.

"You still think we will get a seat on this train?"