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Manspreading.

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

'When you get on the bus, you should go somewhere instead of just riding all day.'

'Been waiting long?'

'Typical!'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Waiting at the bus stop.

'I may not look it but I'm actually older than I look!'

Bus driver speaking to police van driver

Latest Railway Marvel.

Last week Mabel missed the bus twice. This week she is taking no chances.

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

Train

Rival bus conductors

Mother and child waiting at a bus stop.

'Hello?..We ordered a mini-cab from you...it should have been here half an hour ago!'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

'I always sit in the front carriage. That way you get there sooner...'

'You wait ages for a bus, then three get cut at once.'

London Underground fare dodging

Train is on time...

"If You See Something, Say Something"

'... I know. But if I'd taken the time to put them on, I would've missed my bus.'

Bus Stop

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

An upset looking bus driver is waiting for passengers to board at a bus stop; the sign above him reads "I'm a little out of sorts today".

'Hi I'm on the train..'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'The strike was cancelled 'cos the drivers couldn't get home.'

Commuter getting on train sees sign that reads: 'WARNING: This train features strong language throughout and scenes that some may find disturbing.'

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

Old woman about to get on a bus

"This next blues is about the 5:37 to Scarsdale, and how it's frequently late, and crowded."

"And then you'll want to take the No. 2 or 3 train to right here behind this very accommodating passive-aggressive woman's head."