Public Transport Buff Mugs

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Train ride simulator.

'I couldn't get tickets so I've come to watch the sprint for the last train home.'

666 Hades Circle

Passengers in express carriage

Omnibus conductor heading for the zoological gardens refers to a passenger as 'another hipperpotamus'

Railway porter and passenger.

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

'It's probably to help the American tourists or the Wombles.'

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

The last Passenger Pigeon

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

HS2