Public Transport Advocate Gifts

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

Set achievable training: "Right, so that's agreed we'll scrap plans to develop a faster than light machine and concentrate on getting the buses to run on time."

"How much?!... I'm sorry, I think there's been a misunderstanding. I only want to buy a ticket, not the train!"

U.S. Passenger Rail Service

"It'll have to come down."

Metro draws a red line that could mean war.

"We apologise for delays caused by unexpected leaves on the track. We would also apologise in advance for the unexpected delays that will be caused by it getting a bit chilly over winter."

Commuting

"I'd be happy to take public transportation, but they won't let me take this thing on the subway."

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"Hello Dear, I'm on the floor..."

End Of The Line

U.S. Rail System

'Hi, is this the commuting 'bus'?'

'Hi - I'm on the train, because I can't afford to get in it.'

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'It's disgusting they're cancelling our bus service.'

"No, this is first class."

'. . .Due to congestion between 59th and 125th streets we have an indefinite delay in our water supply.'

"First Class?" - "No....Staff."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

"Well Mom, it's time for you to start driving us to school again..."

An old lady complaining.

Alternative Funding for Jerry's Train

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The last Passenger Pigeon

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

SF NO