Mass Transit Advocate Gifts

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

SF NO

The Train to Nowhere

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

They Always Say That

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

SF NO

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

Planned service changes

Getting Closer

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

The bus home.

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

"It'll have to come down."

Subway Chanteys

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"

Train Arrivals

End Of The Line

Man - spreading.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Pope Francis on public transport.

Journey to work on the train.

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.