Public Transit Advocate Gifts

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

They Always Say That

SF NO

"I don't think I need rescuing - the public transit infrastructure is really bad here."

"Do you think that we will get there in time to return?"

'Before we adjourn, let's remember our brave men and women on the front lines keeping the peace each day...our bus drivers.'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"I want to make a down payment on my ticket to work tomorrow."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Is Driving Doomed?

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Eric Adams Caricature

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Getting Closer

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

SF NO

Planned service changes

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Rodin's Tram Driver

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

The bus home.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

"It'll have to come down."

"I dare say there is more leg room Sir, but overhead lockers are for luggage only!"

End Of The Line