Public Transit Critic Gifts

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"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

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Planned service changes

Metrocard error messages

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

The bus home.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

"It'll have to come down."

End Of The Line

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Train Arrivals

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Pope Francis on public transport.

Journey to work on the train.

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."

Commuting

"First Class?" - "No....Staff."

Worm Stop.

The Privatization of the MTA.

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

U.S. Rail System