Public Transit Critic T-Shirts

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"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

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They Always Say That

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

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'Time used to fly, but with lost luggage, rising costs and delays, it's taking the train.'

Planned service changes

The bus home.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

Metrocard error messages

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"It'll have to come down."

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Winter. I'm starting to think it's not coming at all.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

End Of The Line

Train Arrivals

Man - spreading.

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Journey to work on the train.

Pope Francis on public transport.

U.S. Rail System

"First Class?" - "No....Staff."

Worm Stop.

Commuting

The Privatization of the MTA.

"It all started when we adopted a highway."