Public Transit Commentator T-Shirts

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Eric Adams Caricature

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Planned service changes

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Rodin's Tram Driver

The bus home.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Train Arrivals

Man - spreading.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Bus of Fools

Fare Evader

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Journey to work on the train.

Pope Francis on public transport.

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

Commuting

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Worm Stop.

The Privatization of the MTA.