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'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Trapeze artists commuting

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Honey I'm Home

Metrocard error messages

King Commute.

Need a Lawyer?

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'I don't like this. . .'

Bus Stop Evolution

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'