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'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

"This next blues is about the 5:37 to Scarsdale, and how it's frequently late, and crowded."

'I don't like this. . .'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Bus Stop Evolution

Commuters.

"What? Everyone else works on the train."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Trapeze artists commuting

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

Metrocard error messages

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

Need a Lawyer?

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Tortoise is snail taxi.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."