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GOAT PATH

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Bob's Driving School.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Take me home now!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Trapeze artists commuting

Honey I'm Home

Metrocard error messages

King Commute.

Need a Lawyer?

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Tortoise is snail taxi.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'I don't like this. . .'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Bus Stop Evolution

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'I'll fix you! But Good!'