Commuting Humor Lover T-Shirts

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Trapeze artists commuting

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

Need a Lawyer?

King Commute.

Metrocard error messages

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

'Elevator's fixed.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'I don't like this. . .'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Bus Stop Evolution

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Bus of Fools

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'