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"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

"I wouldn't be surprised if they discontinued service altogether one of these days."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Metrocard error messages

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

King Commute.

'Elevator's fixed.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'I don't like this. . .'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Bus Stop Evolution

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Bus of Fools

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

Commuters.

Opera house to support

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"What? Everyone else works on the train."