Commuting Culture Humorist T-Shirts

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Take me home now!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Trapeze artists commuting

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Honey I'm Home

King Commute.

Metrocard error messages

Need a Lawyer?

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'I don't like this. . .'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Bus Stop Evolution

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Tortoise is snail taxi.

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."