Comical Commute Commentator Prints

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Trapeze artists commuting

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

Honey I'm Home

King Commute.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Need a Lawyer?

Metrocard error messages

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Bus Stop Evolution

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'I don't like this. . .'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

'I'll fix you! But Good!'