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Laughing Zone Ahead

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Take me home now!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Trapeze artists commuting

Honey I'm Home

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

King Commute.

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

They moved the bus stop further away. Ok. Where is it? "OK"?! They expect me to let my little babies walk 3 whole blocks! Umm

Bus Stop Evolution

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'I don't like this. . .'

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

'Hot enough for you?'

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."

"Cockfosters!"

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"What? Everyone else works on the train."