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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! If I may have just a moment of your time. My name is edward, and I'll be sitting here reading the paper with my mouth shut. Thank you for your time, have a good evening, and God bless!"

Laughing Zone Ahead

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Take me home now!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Trapeze artists commuting

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

Need a Lawyer?

King Commute.

Metrocard error messages

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'I don't like this. . .'

Bus Stop Evolution

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'