Daily Commuter Humorist Mugs

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! If I may have just a moment of your time. My name is edward, and I'll be sitting here reading the paper with my mouth shut. Thank you for your time, have a good evening, and God bless!"

Laughing Zone Ahead

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Trapeze artists commuting

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

Honey I'm Home

King Commute.

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Need a Lawyer?

Metrocard error messages

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

'I don't like this. . .'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Bus Stop Evolution

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'I'll fix you! But Good!'