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"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

Planned service changes

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

The bus home.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Train Arrivals

Pope Francis on public transport.

The Privatization of the MTA.

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

Commuting

Worm Stop.

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

A Packed Bus

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

God redesigns the commuter

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"