Public Transit Commentators Pillows

"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

SF NO

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

They Always Say That

"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Planned service changes

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

The bus home.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Train Arrivals

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Pope Francis on public transport.

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

Worm Stop.

The Privatization of the MTA.

Commuting

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

'Passengers without a driver? Sounds like my local rail operator.'

A Packed Bus

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

God redesigns the commuter

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'