Public Transport Pundit Pillows

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

A train says 'Delays' while the board says 'On Time'

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

'I've got Swine Flu.'

'The train is late again. No need to worry, your ticket is valid for four days.'

'Apologies for the delay to the trains...we are busy counting our money.'

Public Money Going Down the HS2 Drain

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Bus for Giraffes.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"Don't make eye contact..."

Bus Stop

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

"I took the road less travelled..."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

What Holds the Subway Together?

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'