Commuter Pundit Pillows

"The reason buses run late is because they keep stopping to let people get on and off!"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

King Commute.

Metrocard error messages

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

'Elevator's fixed.'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Bus of Fools

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"

Getting the Finger

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! If I may have just a moment of your time. My name is edward, and I'll be sitting here reading the paper with my mouth shut. Thank you for your time, have a good evening, and God bless!"

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Opera house to support

'I think I'll walk to work today.'