Transit Commentator Pillows

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

Getting Closer

SF NO

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Lex Ave Express

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

The Privatization of the MTA.

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

New Year's Resolutions for Angelenos

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."

Exit Turnstile

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

Oh, sorry, those were the unearthly screams of the eternally damned. I'll take it off speaker.

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking