Traffic Commentator Pillows

Add comfort and humor with a pillow that highlights their love for traffic updates—perfect for relaxing at home after a busy day of commentating.

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'Why is it called rush hour when no one rushes anywhere?'

'Why is it called rush hour when no one rushes anywhere?' mockup

'Why is it called rush hour when no one rushes anywhere?'

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"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late." mockup

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

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"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs." mockup

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

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Congestion Zone sign: 'It's packed full of people complaining about it.'

Congestion Zone sign: 'It's packed full of people complaining about it.' mockup

Congestion Zone sign: 'It's packed full of people complaining about it.'

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Highway: tourist and resident traps. mockup

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

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'If you don't like the way I drive, get off my pavement.'

'If you don't like the way I drive, get off my pavement.' mockup

'If you don't like the way I drive, get off my pavement.'

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SUV space hog

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"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

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"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?" mockup

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

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Dog Crossing

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New Road Signs to Watch For:

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Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work. mockup

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

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"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again." mockup

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

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Laughing Zone Ahead

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Family traits.

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"Dadgum this color blindness."

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'It's a slow trap.'

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Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season. mockup

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

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I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.' mockup

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

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"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!" mockup

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

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"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

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