Traffic Critic Pillows

'I need to work a different shift.'

"It's been a lot less crowded since they introduced a congestion charge."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Traffic Lights Medicine

"Be careful folks—The roads are wet and idiots are driving on them."

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

All-way stops.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

Speed Limit.

You can only get hit from the rear!

No Parking.

A madness of motorists

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

Clark gets nailed.

This country is on the road to ruin!

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'