Traffic Critiquer Pillows

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Do not pass.

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"Be careful folks—The roads are wet and idiots are driving on them."

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

'I need to work a different shift.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

This country is on the road to ruin!

A madness of motorists

Speed Limit.

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

Clark gets nailed.

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Clamping

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'