Traffic Critiquer Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for someone who loves to critique traffic? Our collection of fun and whimsically designed products lets them show off their road wisdom and sense of humor. From mugs and t-shirts to pillows and prints, each item is crafted to bring a smile and celebrate their passion for road safety and critique.

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Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway. mockup

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

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"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?" mockup

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

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New Road Signs to Watch For:

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Dog Crossing

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Family traits.

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Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Lot for people who don't know how to park. mockup

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

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Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season. mockup

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

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I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.' mockup

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

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Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway. mockup

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

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Do not pass.

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"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late." mockup

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

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"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway." mockup

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

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"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

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"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

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"Be careful folks—The roads are wet and idiots are driving on them."

"Be careful folks—The roads are wet and idiots are driving on them." mockup

"Be careful folks—The roads are wet and idiots are driving on them."

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'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.' mockup

'Bad pile up at the 6:30 Aerobics class today. If you're exercising, better take take the stationary bike or stair-master.'

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Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead. mockup

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

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Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them. mockup

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

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Congestion Eases Inexplicably

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'I need to work a different shift.' mockup

'I need to work a different shift.'

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"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs." mockup

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

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"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..." mockup

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

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This country is on the road to ruin! mockup

This country is on the road to ruin!

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A madness of motorists

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Speed Limit.

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Highway: tourist and resident traps. mockup

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

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Clark gets nailed.

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'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.' mockup

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

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He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level… mockup

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

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'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.' mockup

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

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Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way. mockup

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

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Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane mockup

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

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Clamping

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'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.' mockup

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

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Traffic Critiquer Gifts Collection

Traffic Critiquer Mugs

Explore our range of traffic critiquer mugs—perfect for adding a dose of humor to their mornings and brightening up their coffee breaks.

Traffic Critiquer Pillows

Check out our traffic critiquer pillows—cozy and funny, they add personality and humor to any living space or bedroom.

Traffic Critiquer Prints

Browse our traffic critiquer art prints—bring some wit and humor into their home or office with designs that celebrate road critique with a smile.

Traffic Critiquer T-Shirts

Discover our collection of traffic critiquer t-shirts—ideal for those who love to showcase their road humor and critique in style.