Commute Critiquer Gifts

Rail fare increases.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Do you mind?"

Sloth traffic jam.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Metro Sapien.

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

The bus home.

'Ever stop to consider we live in a gated community?'

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Grade 'A' Grass.

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

"Your tickets are only valid between 9:37 and 09:45 on an alternate Tuesday in a month with an 'R' in it. . . and only on the less-frequent train company. . ."

Metrognome

The nice thing about being a turtle is I always get to work at home.

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

Leg stretching.

Behind the 8 Ball

'Well, I guess it's not worth waiting for the bus any longer...'

The next PPP challenge will be in xxx minutes.

Ministry of Transport: 'Pssst! Do you want to buy a railway?'

Homing pigeons boarding a bus.