Commuting Critic Gifts

'I don't care if you work from home, the neighbours need to see you drive on the motorway.'

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

March of the penguins.

Bus for Giraffes.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"Do you mind?"

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Need a Lawyer?

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Boris Bike

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Don't walk while cross.

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

'I need to work a different shift.'

Stretch-Camel.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Nutcracker going home

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

Tortoise is snail taxi.