Commuting Commentators Gifts

Distrustful commuters.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"Take me home now!"

March of the penguins.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Trapeze artists commuting

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

Need a Lawyer?

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

Metrocard error messages

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Bus Stop Evolution

Small Talk Therapy

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'I don't like this. . .'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Tortoise is snail taxi.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."