Commute Commentator Gifts

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"Congestion charge, mate!"

'You weigh 80kg and have just missed the 8:45 train...'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Take me home now!"

March of the penguins.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Metro Sapien.

Trapeze artists commuting

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

Honey I'm Home

The bus home.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Metrocard error messages

Need a Lawyer?

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'I don't like this. . .'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Bus Stop Evolution

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."