Commute Comedians Gifts

'Well, I guess it's not worth waiting for the bus any longer...'

The next PPP challenge will be in xxx minutes.

"I hate to be the one to tell you this Dave.But this ISN'T one of those embarrassing dreams".

Behind the 8 Ball

'I can't say much for their public transportation here.'

"Gotta go, we're heading into a tunnel ... hey, why is everyone on my table singing 'Hallelujah'?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Trapeze artists commuting

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

Honey I'm Home

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Metrocard error messages

Need a Lawyer?

'Elevator's fixed.'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!