Commuter Comedian Gifts

Strategic Rail Authority to Richard Branson - 'I'm afraid you'll have to stand, all the seats are taken.'

Ticket Machine

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Metrocard error messages

The Commute To "Louie's Lobster House"

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Opera house to support

Bus with sign - 'Roger, Roger, where have you gone?'

"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Trapeze artists commuting

Honey I'm Home

Need a Lawyer?

King Commute.

'Elevator's fixed.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

Bus of Fools

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'I don't like this. . .'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Bus Stop Evolution