Commute Comedians Pillows

'Well, I guess it's not worth waiting for the bus any longer...'

The next PPP challenge will be in xxx minutes.

"I hate to be the one to tell you this Dave.But this ISN'T one of those embarrassing dreams".

Behind the 8 Ball

'I can't say much for their public transportation here.'

"Gotta go, we're heading into a tunnel ... hey, why is everyone on my table singing 'Hallelujah'?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Trapeze artists commuting

Honey I'm Home

Need a Lawyer?

Metrocard error messages

'Elevator's fixed.'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

Bus Stop Evolution

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'I don't like this. . .'

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

Bus of Fools