Commute Comedy Gifts

Metrognome

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Trapeze artists commuting

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

Honey I'm Home

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Need a Lawyer?

King Commute.

Metrocard error messages

'Elevator's fixed.'

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'I don't like this. . .'

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Bus Stop Evolution

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"