Commute Comic Gifts

"May I borrow your mobile..."

Homing pigeons boarding a bus.

A train says 'Delays' while the board says 'On Time'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

'Excuse me - you haven't fastened your safety belt right!'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Your tickets are only valid between 9:37 and 09:45 on an alternate Tuesday in a month with an 'R' in it. . . and only on the less-frequent train company. . ."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Touring Cyclist

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Packed like sardines

Is Driving Doomed?

Laughing Zone Ahead

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Fur Baby

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate monday mornings.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It