Commuting Comic Gifts

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Theme Park 'n' Ride

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Packed like sardines

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Commutobile

Is Driving Doomed?

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate monday mornings.

Fur Baby

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'