Commuting Comic T-Shirts

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Theme Park 'n' Ride

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Pigeon Little

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

Touring Cyclist

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Packed like sardines

Scarf puts hat back on.

Commutobile

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

I hate monday mornings.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Fur Baby

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.