Commuting Superhero T-Shirts

The next fast train has gone.

In basket-case.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Pigeon Little

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Touring Cyclist

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Packed like sardines

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Commutobile

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fur Baby

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate monday mornings.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -