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'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Balancing work and family

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.