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The subway-delay prophet of doom

Things Got Serious On The Hove Train

'That's the last of the man repellent.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is out of the office right now, looking for a parking space.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.

"I ride my bike every morning without Fail."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The next fast train has gone.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Gymnast's Commute

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Heavy Traffic.

"Dad's home."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

The Bus Stop.

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

Under the car park.

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Bumps in the road.

'I certainly went the extra mile today, but only because I took a wrong turning on the way in to work.'

Lap-Top Commuter.

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

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