Commute Combatant T-Shirts

"I take public transportation to work. That way I get at least one angry confrontation under my belt before I even get to the office."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Sloth traffic jam.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Gymnast's Commute

Heavy Traffic.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Dad's home."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

The bus home.

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

Under the car park.

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Bumps in the road.

'I certainly went the extra mile today, but only because I took a wrong turning on the way in to work.'

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

"I know the D train would have been faster, brainiac, but the B has a quiet authority."

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

Thoughts in Traffic

Cuba public and private transport

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.