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Waiting and waiting and waiting room

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

'Once again, ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to apologise for the number of reiterated annoucements on your journey ...'

Commuter getting on train sees sign that reads: 'WARNING: This train features strong language throughout and scenes that some may find disturbing.'

"I hate commuting . . . but it beats being at home or at work."

Request Denied

"I should have checked a traffic app."

As Good As It Gets

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

School busing cutbacks

'John I'm 25 years old. How much longer have I got to dress like this just to save you a half fare?'

"Could you move your arm? I'm trying to read about overcrowding on the railways..."

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

Commuter noose.

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

Tough commute

Commutobile

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Sloth traffic jam.

Gymnast's Commute

Monday morning is nigh.

Heavy Traffic.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Employees have 'carrot and stick' set-up with coffee, biscuits and pastries. Chairman says: 'These are a crucial part of our new campaign to get employees walking to work.'

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

'You have to start leaving for work earlier. Even I beat you to the office this morning.'